Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough
anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰)
- embarrassing stories
- descriptions of your crushes
- cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines
- assumptions about my life (idk man)
- curious questions
- for advice (life/blog, ect)
- for a blog rate/compliment (if you want one!!)
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.